"Aren't you live in a garage too?" "I am poor resident checking patients butthole..."

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Your poor grasp of English limits your jokes to butthole humor and/or your closet homosexual projections yet you think you're supremely witty and a master troll? This is so sad that I'm not even going to insult you. The fact that you don't realize how much of an embarrassment you are is insult enough. I actually feel terrible for you. I really hope you earn enough tuition from working at Panda King to finish your ESL classes so you can move on to a better vocation. I really do. No Chinese person should have to suffer like you. :(