(Pick your combo: S=Social/Sex/Sodom/Sharia..J=Justice/Jehad/Jedi..W=Warrior/Wahabi/Wonderwoman/Whoremonger..)
Why not design/market a cane with an optional screwed on 'toy' at the top handle. Below is a figurative combo:
1)Now those SJW can wave such canes in front of VP Pence and say 'Up Yours'. 2)Make a good gift to (trak2) 'aunties' or 'carpet muncher' seniors 3)Make previously unfeasible manoeuvre possible becos of the extension.