Most of the muslims I met said saudi arabia is f**kup.
I do have an arab style head scarf but I haven't worn it in public yet.
I also have a thick copy of koran(+ concordance)
I probably also have a 19th century muslim ancestor
(BTW,pussy eating is not exactly haram, so relax and praise Allah ! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_views_on_oral_sex )