Unlike weight-lifting and power-lifting, it is a pity that shop-lifting doesn't feature as a skill that one could wear with pride in public
"...you can visualise that a legion of young, energetic, and intelligent people are into the act. This should not come as a surprise to find Britney Spears, Megan Fox, and Lindsay Lohan topping the list of celebrity shoplifters..."
Honestly the novices in the video below need further training to sustain their careers: